Tuesday, April 26, 2011

I'm not your princess...this ain't a fairy tale

Good Morning and Happy Tuesday! For the first time in what seems like days, its is sunny and not rainy. Don't get me wrong, I love the rain, but I was starting to think I was going to need a boat to get home from work yesterday. Speaking of boats...I AM SO READY FOR SUMMER!!!

So, who else is tired of hearing about the Royal Wedding? Anyone? I mean, I love a wedding just as much as any gal, but seriously...this is getting old. It's all over the news, I think the news anchors actually forgot that there is real life stuff happening in the world, not just this wedding. For the first time ever....and this will be the only time I ever say this...but I am very glad I am not getting married, right now. At least not during the weekend of the Royal Wedding. Talk about someone stealing your thunder. Obviously, the same guests who are going to the Royal wedding wouldn't be coming to my wedding, but still...If I was having a wedding this weekend, I would still feel overlooked.

Also, I could care less what kind of freakin hat the Queen is going to wear. I don't care. She can go in a mad hatters hat with a bird sitting on the top, it won't matter to me. I also don't care about every other single little detail the news is dissecting about this wedding...Good Grief people! I think other stuff may be important. No? Do I sound bitter? Maybe, what little girl doesn't dream of becoming a princess.  I blame this make-believe, never ever going to happen dream on Disney. I was slightly obsessed with all the princess movies as a child, maybe I still am. Favorite movie's are Cinderella and Pretty Woman. One- my father didn't get run over by a stage coach of horses, and I don't have an evil step-mother and step-sisters...so that scenario of me becoming a princess won't pan out and Two- I am not a prostitute waiting on Richard Gere to drive up in his Lotus and rescue me and then there was always the hope of marrying Prince William and now that is obviously not going to happen. Damn my luck.

With all this being said, am I going to watch the wedding? You may have guessed no. However, I set my DVR up to record it. I know, I know, I am crazy...because I did just do a whole tangent about the wedding being all anyone talks about. I just don't want to be the only person in the world that didn't watch it...and maybe...just maybe, I kinda want to know what hat the Queen will wear, and watch a normal,everyday girl walk down the aisle and marry a real-life prince...that kind of stuff only happens in the movie's you know.

So, Disney....if your listening...where the hell is my Prince Charming...I would even settle for a Richard Gere...since I'm asking, how about Matthew McConaughey?




Tiffany said...

You're freaking hilarious. I love it! Last paragraph = perfect!

Anonymous said...

I just want Kate's wardrobe.

And for you to be a princess so I can come visit your kingdom.


Andrea said...

This post cracks me up! I want to watch the royal wedding just to see what her dress looks like! Can't wait!