Thursday, April 7, 2011

I can blog in color...yes, I can.

I just realized this the other day, that I can blog in color. Yes, I have been blogging since January and I am just now realizing this. I am not sure if you know this about me or not...but I don't really pay attention to most things.

This week has been crazy busy for me, I haven't been able to focus on anything but my Survivor dinner tonight. Thank goodness it is almost over. I just pray it goes well. 

As much as I pride myself for being a single independent gal, who can do things without the help of others...there comes a time when it would be nice to have someone there to help you. Examples as follows...

I have recently started using a self-tanner. LOVE the is seriously amazing. I look like I have been fake baking on an island. Problem being is that I only look that way from the front. See, when you live alone, you have no one to put that self-tanner on your back. I can only reach so far. So, you see...I got a nice little tan on the front, but than my back...just as pale as casper.

I was at work awhile back (by myself) went to the bathroom, and there I saw it. The biggest most gigantic spider I have ever seen just staring at me. I froze, like literally, I had no idea how I was ever going to get out of the bathroom. I was just going to have to sit there forever until someone came looking for me or the spider left. I started to throw things at it, but then I thought that might anger it and it might attack me...this thing was like Godzilla size spider. Not kidding. I think I stayed in there for a good 15 minutes having a staring match at this spider telling it to go away. Finally it moved and I ran out of that bathroom so fast. Then I found a boy to go in there and kill it. Boys kill spiders. I think that's the only thing they are good for.

The other day I was just chilling at home, it was in the evening time, I was catching up on my soaps that I DVR'd and drinking some water...and then I choked. On my water.  We are talking couldn't breathe, gasping for air kind of choking. I could have died. No one was there to save me. My dogs sure as hell aren't any help. Luckily I survived the deadly water. I could just see the headline now, "Single girl chokes on water. If only she had someone there to save her." It really is a dangerous thing to live alone.

See these are just prime examples on why sometimes it would just be nice to have someone there who's got your know to make sure your fake tan is on even and so you don't choke and die on water and to rescue you from spiders.



Anonymous said...

Oooo, darling, how I love reading your blog. It makes me giggle and miss you oh so much.

Good luck with your dinner this evening; I know everything will go perfect for it.


mom said...

being single has it good moments only have to pick up after yourself and dogs not dad. LOL.