Showing posts with label Rants. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rants. Show all posts

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Just a little rant...

Thought I would share with you just a few things that are on my mind....

*Drivers. If you are over the age of 90 and can not see over your steering wheel. DO NOT DRIVE. Please, for your sake and mine.
( I do love old people, just not ones that drive like crazy, drunken lunatics)

*People who update their facebook status every 20 seconds and take up my news feed seriously annoy me. I do not need to know where you are at, every given second of the day, nor do I need to know about your child's bowl movements. Please do not post crap (no pun intended) like that. You are thisclose to do not being my facebook friend. Actually I might delete you anyway.

*Wal-Mart. Oh, so many things about Wal-Mart I could say, however I will just say one thing. Why are there  a hundred check-out lines, but at any given time of the day no matter how busy it is, there are only like three checkers? Self-Checkout would be nice...IF IT WAS WORKING! I do not like waiting over 30 minutes for just three items. Not cool Wal-Mart, not cool.

* I really didn't intend for this to be a rant post, but I guess it is turning out that way.

*Neighbor kids. It is not nice to continually flip me off when I am driving down the street. One-you should not be playing in the middle of the street 2. You are like six years old and shouldn't be playing in the street by yourself much less giving me the bird and 3. Where the hell are your parents??

*All of my favorite shows are being cancelled. Brothers and Sisters, I am pretty sure One Tree Hill is going off the air, after it's season finale this week, I am pretty sure its over. What am I going to DVR now?

*The main kicker of it all...baby brother graduates tomorrow. I would like him to be five years old, with curly hair, me reading him stories and making up songs about him and his pony. He is my favorite in the whole world and I am so not ready to watch him walk across that stage. Bittersweet. Bittersweet.


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Thursday, February 10, 2011

Rant

Sometimes a girl just needs to let out a little steam. I think being cooped up and snowed in for over a week and seeing nothing but white powder outside has got me on edge that an people are really pissing me off today. My besties and I do these "Rant" emails to each other whenever one of us just needs to get something off our chest...I realized I have a blog now...I can rant on my blog...so here goes it, feel free to rant along with me. You know you want to.

1. People keep cancelling on me today. If I made it to work in the -27 degree temps and the 40 plus inches of snow on the ground...than so can you.
2. If I called you 300 hundred times and left you voice mails...do not say that I never called you and left you a voicemail,because I did. You big, fat, dumb liar. You know where liar's go, don't you??
3. I realize that my lips are chapped. I don't need a perfect stranger to come up to me and tell me they are chapped. One-that's rude Two- Would you like me to remind you that you are bald? Three-Its a freakin blizzard outside, sometimes chapped lips happen.
4. Its -27 degrees, I did not sign up to live in the Freakin North Pole. Next winter, I am flying South. Forget this business.
5. Why can't I find a cute duvet cover?? Everything I find that is cute, is a plain ol comforter. I don't want a plain ol comforter...I want a cute duvet cover. I love my down comforter and I want to keep it. I just want my bedroom to be cute.
6.Plain hamburgers just aren't the same. I want to eat a cheeseburger dammit! Milk Allergies can suck it.

Aww...I feel so much better : )



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