Friday confessions

I think Friday's are a good day for confessions, no?

So, I am linking up with Leslie over at A blonde Ambition..gotta love another fellow blonde hair poofer extraordinaire.

1. Since being sick this week and not really having an appetite and not being able to chew on the right side of my mouth...which is a lot harder than one would think...btw, I have been having oreos and milk for breakfast every morning...that is until I ran out. If it helps they were the reduced fat ones.

I think being sick means you can go off your diet a little bit, right?

2. I am so very excited that the Real Housewives of OC is back. I mean, they are the original housewives...and my favorite. I think this is going to be an interesting season, fo sho!

3. I just said fo sho.

4. My plans this weekend consist of doing nothing but trying to get better. It's not really a confession, more just like something I need to do...but I am very excited about a weekend of nothingness.

5. I am obsessed with the Hunger Games series. I mean, obsessed. I am on the third book, Monckingjay, and I admit I am so freaking confused. I am on like the third chapter, but I am so lost. Please tell me it will all start making sense soon.

6. I confess that I have no more confessions, I just can not end on an odd number.

As Usher says, "These are my confessions!"

Have a great weekend dolls!

Given a cape and a tiara...I could rule the world

Hello Friday!!

Today I have a few little confessions

I confess that sometimes I have these dreams where I dream all about food...like as in I dream I am eating a pie or ice cream or a five course dinner with Top Chef Judge Tom Colicchio...and then I literally wake up in a panic and think to myself, OMG..I hope I am not one of those people that eats while they are sleeping...so I run to the kitchen and look for traces of food. Not kidding...happened this morning.

I think this means that I need to not watch a show about strange eating habits and Top chef before I go to bed.

I confess that I may be going to a birthday party tonight...not just because of the birthday girl...but because the Firefighter Calender reveal party is being held at the same place as her birthday dinner/party.

I mean...a single girl has to do what a single girl has to do.

I confess that I watch Jersey Shore.

I confess I have a crush on Pauly D.

Please don't judge me

I confess that I love love the Miss America pageant. I have always wanted to be in pageants...I mean I have the pageant hair and everything..just no talent. I am talentless...well, I can touch my tongue to my nose, but I don't think that gets Miss America title's.



I am so excited about the pageant this Saturday and I may even go out and get a tiara and watch it in my sweats with a glass of wine. Afterwards I just might watch Miss Congeniality...you know, keep the pageantry going.


Have a great day loves!

Confessions

Today I am linking up with the beautiful fashionista Leslie over at A blonde Ambition for a few confessions.

Here goes it.

I confess that since after Thanksgiving I have totally gone rogue on my no sugar diet. Yep, I have been eating my weight and plus some in Oreo balls and homemade Reese peanut butter cups. Seriously y'all...if you have never had an Oreo ball, then you have no idea the deliciousness you are missing.

I confess that in order to get a perfect handsome baby boy to sleep yesterday(my boss's son) I may or may not have broke out a little LMFAO, "I'm sexy and I know it"....and to broaden his horizons I sang a little Pistol Annies, "Hell on Heels."

Also, I did sing a little baby got back. I mean, if it worked for Ross and Rachel's baby on Friends...then it will work on any baby.

Little sucker when straight to sleep...with a smile on his face I might add. Clearly that means I am a great singer or he has gas...tomato tomahto.

I confess that yesterday at work, I may have offended someone not once but twice. Let me explain. I was calling on a patient who by the way the paperwork said they were a female. I was talking to a lady(not the patient) and said,"Does she speak English?" She then informed me that he does indeed speak English and then I proceeded to say, "well that's good because neither of us here speak any Spanish." She then tells me ,"that is good because he is Native American."

Oopsie.

I confess that as much as I probably need to get out of the house and socialize...you know because Mr. Right is probably not going to knock on my door. All I want to do tonight is to go home, put on my comfies and finally read "Catching Fire"...I loved the "Hunger Games" and could not put it down...I am dying to read the next book.

and these are my confessions...I may or or may not be off to finish off the Oreo balls.

Friday Confessional

Hello, FRIDAY!

I am linking up today with the ever so lovely and beautiful Miss Leslie at A Blonde Ambition for Confessional Friday...I just adore her blog and she has convinced me that I need a faux fur vest...I do, I really really do.

1. I confess that I have a shopping problem, but not in the normal "I have a shopping problem" way. I wasn't really aware I even had a problem...that is until my friends and family...mainly Miss Football and my mom notified me of this after my holiday spending spree, that when I buy people a present...I buy myself the same thing or something equivalent. Example. I ordered my mom some sweaters(she already knows, so I am not ruining the surprise) and then I ordered me the same sweaters in different colors. I bought an ornament for someone...I bought myself the same ornament. See a pattern here.

2. I confess that I don't really see a problem with buying me something too...I am after all a single women with no dependents. I think it's ok...besides I needed those sweaters. It's cold...and I can't go naked.

3.  I needed a new eyelash curler. My other one just wasn't cutting the mustard. Alas...I found the perfect one...and I confess that the only reason I bought this was because of the sparkle...

4. I confess that I ordered some ski pants online. They arrived yesterday...I was so excited...that is until I put the pants on and they don't freaking fit. Seriously, ski pants? Pants that are supposed to be bulky so you can wear layers under them...they don't fit me. I am sure it has nothing to do with the fact I have been not eating very well and I haven't ran in like a week. I had to do the whole lay on the bed and zip them up..yes, embarrassing. Pray I lose some lbs or there could very well be some pant slitting on the slopes.

That is all I have to confess today ladies. OH, tomorrow is bedlam...so GOOOO POKES!!!!!!

Confessions

I think it's time I make some confessions, don't you?

I confess that last night I made some red velvet cupcakes for my mom...but really more for me so I could lick the bowl and the spoon afterwards. Yes, I am five years old in case you were wondering.

I confess that I am now officially addicted to pinterest. Just like everyone else in the blogger world. I absolutely love it and waste more time doing that than anything else.

With that being said, I confess that I made a wedding board. I am no where close to getting married...a boyfriend would be nice, but I figured I need to put it out there. The universe needs to know I have a wedding board.

Speaking of...the universe is apparently listening to me because the other day I did a post about how I wanted fall like weather and low and behold...Oklahoma got some fall like weather.

Universe...I want a million dollars...I want a million dollars.

Just sayin'

Does it make me sound crazy to keep saying "universe", oh well : )

This isn't really a confession, but I just wanted to say that I am LOVING Adele's song, "Someone like you."

I just can't get enough of it.

I do confess that the other night while I was drinking my bottle of wine, I sang to it. Out loud. While taking a bubble bath.

I think that's all I have to confess for now.

Hope everyone has a wonderful weekend.

 

I confess

T.G.I.F

I know it was only a four day week...but it was a LONG four day week.

I think today is the perfect day to link up with Mamarazzi and do a little confessions, sound good?

I confess....that lat night for dinner I had pickles. Yes, just pickles. I know, not really your balanced diet, but I have no groceries, I am too lazy to go to the grocery store and big brother started last night. I didn't want to go anywhere.

I confess....that after I ate the pickles(like way after) I had a slice of key lime pie. Yes, it has dairy and yes I should have ran instead of eating that key lime pie, but it tasted so good.

I confess....that I gave my dog bella a haircut and let's just say I can't help but laugh every time she walks away from me. All I am saying is if a dog could have a dog mullet, she has one. I will not take pictures as I do not want to embarrass her like that.

I confess...that I never said I was good at giving haircuts.

I confess...that I have been facebook stalking a former ex who is getting married next Saturday. Don't judge me, you know you have done it to!

I confess...that I have worn my hair in a pony tail everyday this week. I haven't even put forth any effort at looking presentable.

I confess...I am still on lake time, and wish so badly to still be there.

I confess...that I would much rather be at home in my bed sleeping than to be at work.

That is all folks, hope you have a fabulous Friday loves!