Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Oh, the things I say

I got a blonde joke for you.

I am actually telling on myself here, something I didn't want to do on this little ol' blog...but I thought that I am doing a disservice to y'all by not fully being my random thought saying self.

It's kinda embarrassing on my part, but hey..it's me.

So, today I give you words spoken by yours truly.

Patients husband: Do you know what Evian spelled backwards is?
Me: I don't even know how to spell it forwards.
(It's Naive btw)

Now, before you think I am crazy and don't know geography or sense of time...I had a brief moment of complete and total blondness and right after it came out of my mouth...I knew what I had said.

Last night I was telling my mom how I was emailing someone who lives in Sweden and that it was 3:00 in the afternoon here and he said he was going to bed. I told her it was like 10:45pm there.

My mom: Yes, so that's about a seven hour time difference.
Me: I know, can you believe it only takes seven hours to get there, you would think it would take longer.

And then my friends, my mom practically fell out of her chair from laughter. I realized what I had said and had tears rolling down my face.

It's nice to be able to laugh at your own stupidity sometimes, right?

If that's the case, I should be in Sweden by 6:00 pm tonight.

Better get to trucking.



Tiffany said...

Love it. Love love love. And, ps, he lives in Switzerland. ;)

~Miss Football

Anonymous said...

Classic. I've said it before and I'll say it again - your brain would be a very fun place to live.

Are Sweden and Switzerland in the same time zone?


mom said...

and who got the answer for the gentleman...that's right, i did. I'm still laughing at the 7 hour trip :)

Sean said...

When you come see me in Switzerland, please don't truck it over. You will need a plane or ship. : )))