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Random thoughts from Lyndse
It really frustrates me so much when cars CLEARLY have their turn signal on and are slowing down like they are going to turn...so, therefore you decided that it's safe enough for you to turn out onto the road.
The #$%@#% little car decides they are not turning and floors it and almost hits you.
Cars that have stuffed animals lined up in their back window like it's a parade of characters...I do not understand the reasoning behind this.
A couple of times I have seen the same three ducks hang out together at the lake. I know this because there are two white ducks and one that is different colors. They are always together...and they are mean. Mean little ducks. Always attacking the other ducks.
It hit me...that saying, "Birds of a feather...really do flock together."
Of all the shows I DVR, Duck Dynasty is my favorite. I mean, I pretty much supported that company with all these duck calls I bought for my brother.
My favorite is Uncle Sy.
I wanted ice cream last night, but I didn't want the calories and I didn't want to drive to Braums.
So, I opted for my favorite brewski...Michelob ultra lime. It only has 95 calories...but if you have one, you might as well have two...so in the long run, I probably would have been better off with the Ice Cream.
I have a nutrition/dietetics degree...I know these things.
If I could own a baby hippo...I would.
I find the below quote to be true.
"I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason"
Why did 80's movies have to set my expectations so high...because real life hookers don't meet Richard Gere and fall in love and go shopping on Rodeo drive...it just doesn't happen.
and there you have it...just a few random thoughts.