As I type this I am currently staring at Cinnamon candy, three different types of Oreo balls, peanut brittle, five different types of fudge(I never knew you can make so many different kinds) peanut clusters, I have already eaten all the pecan pralines, the sugar cookies are gone, and other goodies I don't remember but I know I ate.
Seriously...I think I have gained 20 lbs just looking at everything. I love all of our patients, but goodness I think they are trying to make me fat.
Which brings me to this...
2012...it's on Bishes.
Pippa Middleton you better watch yourself, because this girl is going to have an ass like you...in fact a better ass.
Oh, it's happening.
That's what the new year is for, right? Eating better, working out, getting an ass like Pippa and arms and abs like Jennifer Aniston.
So, after today....oh who am I kidding, after Christmas...it's go time.
After all, someone has to finish the bon bons and key lime pie that was just brought in.
So...who's wants to getskinny in kick ass shape with me and show Pippa us American girls can have great rumps too!
That's what the new year is for, right? Eating better, working out, getting an ass like Pippa and arms and abs like Jennifer Aniston.
So, after today....oh who am I kidding, after Christmas...it's go time.
After all, someone has to finish the bon bons and key lime pie that was just brought in.
So...who's wants to get
3 comments:
Amen, sister! I am right there with ya!
Me me! We'll show the beezie Pippa who's boss!
You think I can get Jennifer abs if I drink Smart Water too?? Because otherwise, it seems like it'll be a lot of work!
~Miss Football
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