I may or may not have had a moment yesterday where I realized I have suddenly become an 80 year old woman.
I suddenly became THAT person who calls the cops on her neighborhood kids because they are shooting what I can only think are bombs at 8am on my day off.
I'm all about the fireworks...but I'm not about bombs that sound like I need to break out the heavy artillery to retaliate.
I don't even own small artillery.
*Note to self...get some sort of artillery so you are prepared*
I may not be ready for kids as much as I thought...which may be good considering I'm not even in a relationship or anything.
Yesterday at my friends 4th of July pool party, I laughed hysterically at an 18 month old after he accidentally hit another little girl with a book and proceeded to yell, "Mine"...why I thought this was funny, not really sure.
If there was a movie with Channing Tatum, Matthew McConaughey, Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gossling...I'd be in Heaven.
Let's make this movie happen Hollywood...preferably a sequel or something to Magic Mike, but with a story line...and more dancing from Channing.
I tried to put on fake eyelashes the other day.
I was unsuccessful
Unless you count cluing your eye lids together a success.
I have a real big hankering for some Fruity Pebbles.
Who say's hankering anymore?
And what 27 year old eats Fruity Pebbles?
Well...I may have rambled to much today...but that's what happens when it's a Monday...err, Thursday...I've been confused all day as to what day it is...which is why holidays should not happen in the middle of the week.
I'm all about the fireworks...but I'm not about bombs that sound like I need to break out the heavy artillery to retaliate.
I don't even own small artillery.
*Note to self...get some sort of artillery so you are prepared*
I may not be ready for kids as much as I thought...which may be good considering I'm not even in a relationship or anything.
Yesterday at my friends 4th of July pool party, I laughed hysterically at an 18 month old after he accidentally hit another little girl with a book and proceeded to yell, "Mine"...why I thought this was funny, not really sure.
If there was a movie with Channing Tatum, Matthew McConaughey, Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gossling...I'd be in Heaven.
Let's make this movie happen Hollywood...preferably a sequel or something to Magic Mike, but with a story line...and more dancing from Channing.
I tried to put on fake eyelashes the other day.
I was unsuccessful
Unless you count cluing your eye lids together a success.
I have a real big hankering for some Fruity Pebbles.
Who say's hankering anymore?
And what 27 year old eats Fruity Pebbles?
Well...I may have rambled to much today...but that's what happens when it's a Monday...err, Thursday...I've been confused all day as to what day it is...which is why holidays should not happen in the middle of the week.
7 comments:
Let's throw Patrick Dempsey into that mix, too, and it would be EPIC!! OMG!
I've never been good at putting on fake eyelashes. The individual strands are easier to apply--you might try them!!
I have fruity pebbles in my pantry at home. Don't judge!
Haha fruity pebbles are a staple in our home!
I'm concerned that you have tried to do fake eye lashes on my eyes before, knowing about my panic attacks, and now I learn that you are (a) unsuccessful at it and (b) have previously glued your eye together? Um.....you will never do this to me. EVER.
~Miss Football
I wore fake eyelashes yesterday and regretted it. One looked sort of wonky and I was self conscious about it all day.
I've totally called the cops on the delinquents in my neighborhood because they are so freaking loud and obnoxious at 10pm when the rest of the block is trying to go to bed. I mean they are out there SCREAMING F*CK and S*IT among other things. Lame and annoying!
still shooting fireworks at 2:00 and the next night is getting really old. I think next year, i will be buying some and shooting them off from 11:00 until 3:00. take that you turds :)
Can we please add Justin Timberlake to that movie? That boy can dance too!! :)
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